Patrick Maser is the man! I love Patrick Maser with all my heart and I hope to one day be living in the same town as him. I want to be Patrick Maser's buddy. I want to go out to grab my daily paper and see Pat in all his brilliance and glory living life to the max and being the man. He's better than Chuck Norris and he's more interesting than the dos equis guy. He's Pat Maser. He's a true idol and he's my inspiration. If I could have one child I would hope he would grow up to be like Patrick Maser and not me. Patrick Maser should be issued honorary degrees from every Ivy League school on the planet because he schools life every day.
Pat Maser knows what's up. When Patrick Maser steps into a home it lights up with hope and joy. If I could vote for president I would vote for Patrick Maser. Pat would be the finest president in your life. I enjoy Pat Maser more than Abraham Lincoln. He's a wonderful leader like George Washington was and just as smart as Ben Franklin was. He would've single handedly won the American Revolution, the War of 1812 and Vietnam, even though that was merely a "police action."
If I were to awaken one day to learn Patrick Maser was the sole ruler of earth I'd be happy. I hold complete faith and sureness in all decisions Patrick makes. I would have no problems signing my life away under Patrick Masers authority because I know it's for the best and Pat is selfless and giving.
I can't extoll the virtues of Pat Maser sufficiently. There aren't enough words in the English language to precisely describe Patrick Maser in all his wonder. My words fail to fully define the true superiority of Patrick Maser over the typical man. Patrick Maser is less than a god but more than a man. He's an undying legend and a living hero and a super genius all rolled into one.
Any individual with any level of common sense would strive to be even half the person Pat Maser is. Pat is always the smartest man in the room and he is never wrong. The planet was devoid of greatness before he existed and will once again be devoid after he's gone. If one man is going to change this world for the good; it's Patrick Maser.
Pat Maser knows what's up. When Patrick Maser steps into a home it lights up with hope and joy. If I could vote for president I would vote for Patrick Maser. Pat would be the finest president in your life. I enjoy Pat Maser more than Abraham Lincoln. He's a wonderful leader like George Washington was and just as smart as Ben Franklin was. He would've single handedly won the American Revolution, the War of 1812 and Vietnam, even though that was merely a "police action."
If I were to awaken one day to learn Patrick Maser was the sole ruler of earth I'd be happy. I hold complete faith and sureness in all decisions Patrick makes. I would have no problems signing my life away under Patrick Masers authority because I know it's for the best and Pat is selfless and giving.
I can't extoll the virtues of Pat Maser sufficiently. There aren't enough words in the English language to precisely describe Patrick Maser in all his wonder. My words fail to fully define the true superiority of Patrick Maser over the typical man. Patrick Maser is less than a god but more than a man. He's an undying legend and a living hero and a super genius all rolled into one.
Any individual with any level of common sense would strive to be even half the person Pat Maser is. Pat is always the smartest man in the room and he is never wrong. The planet was devoid of greatness before he existed and will once again be devoid after he's gone. If one man is going to change this world for the good; it's Patrick Maser.
